May 2010
188 posts
what kind of bees produce milk?
BOO(BEES) teehee
DEAR MEMBERS OF THE MALE GENDER,
mehleesah:
PUT DOWN THE TOILET SEAT WHEN YOU LEAVE THE FUCKING BATHROOM.
*NOTE TO SELF: remember to put down the toilet seat because girls want to sit on the toilet not in it*
k got it! haha
Once upon a time...
I loved a girl so much she was on my mind 24/7. I would watch her watch by and all of my attention would just focus on her. The thing I would notice from the outfits she wore to the way she had her bangs to the side. That my sound alittle creepy and stalker-ish but the way she would just present herself was breath taking.
Then on one lucky day I got my chance to talk to her and we had one of the...
let's be creative ;D add 3 words
philickers:
caassandruhh:
geraldineskeeeding:
summerlovexd:
hellosunshiine:
tee-freaking-hee:
-moshjontgomery:
-timeisuseless:
thejobeset:
laceupyourshoes:
kisswithafist-:
hellyesnaz:
kisswithafist-:
i was on
the bus one
little boy said
that i looked
like someone that
likes the maine
so i said
Why, thank you
then i told
him that he
needs to go
take...
2 more followers to 400. someone help me :]]]...
(via lalalovecoco)
cant think of a clever title: My unanswered... →
If there is a nidoran male and female… Does that mean all the other pokemon are unisexual? Cause I mean… Jynx has to be a girl… And machamp is obivously a dude… do two charizards, that are who knows what gender, have to have sex to create a baby charmander? And even then is that charmander a boy…
this made me laugh cuz i understood all of it haha =_= *nerd status*
During Sex game (:
endlesslyanni:
dontforgetourmemories:
ayokiko:
classifiedlegit:
aristen:
nare-bear:
paaulrex:
Purpose: Is to put During Sex after a song name. Cos it’s fucking funnny ! Lemme start ! XD
Teach Me How To Jerk During Sex
Blindfolded During Sex
CUM(come) with me During Sex
Like a G6 During Sex
My Chick Bad During Sex LOL
Scream For My Ice Scream During Sex (x
The...
i hate it when....
people come into drama without being asked. i understand u want to help your friends and ish but dont be the hero because most likely you will just make it worse and blow it out of proportion and most likely you dont know shit. talking about things you have no idea about making yourself look stupid.
in all honesty when people come into my drama without me asking i see it as disrespect. its like...
I think I'm a better person when I'm in a...
(via endlesslyanni)
im crazy. but you know what? i dont give a fuck.
mehleesah-deactivated20110625 asked: Hola, thanks for following!
Forrest Gump
Jenny: Why you so good to me?
Forrest: You're my girl.
“Before you criticize someone, you have to figure out what they’re all about.”
– Uncle Phil, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (via msmykiss)
just got my laptop fixed kinda...
i just got it fixed its programming itself right now
i had to get a new hard drive cuz the one i had crashed so i got a new one installed and all my programs are all gone -_- my photoshop (which included all the brushes and pattern i had downloaded), sony vegas (video editing program), and my music is gone (its ok i know how to hack my ipod to get all that back but it takes forever)
so ya it...
When something bad happens, something good always...
daniccadoll:
(via hello-stephy)
this is called karma haha
why guys are so obessed with female body parts...
i think why guys are so obsessed with boobs, vagina, and ass is because we dont have those body parts
well think about guys dont have a vagina thats why we are so fascinated with vaginas
guys dont have boobs well “manboobs” or “moobs” but no one finds those attractive
and guys dont have an ass well no homo some do but girl’s ass are just better haha
look
()() (..) ()()3
its a bunny haha
not gonna lie....
im feelin pretty confident right now.
just finished my powerpoint/speech about my whole senior project and rehearsed it like 5 times and it fits within the time that is giving (15 mins) and im feelin hella confident right now cuz i have to present that infront of a board of 3 people and that presentation is like 40% of my semester grade so ya im feelin hella confident and beasty and that imma...
