Dirty finger and toe nails disgust me.
I really hate when girls call me “hun” or “honey” and they are younger than me, to me only old people should say that and when girls who are younger than me say it, it just annoys me. To me it feels like they are trying to hard to look and act older you should just stick to playing with legos or whatever girls who try to act hard do because that shit isn’t cute nor does it make you look tough it just makes you look dumb.
I also hate when girls call me “Babe” or “Baby” or “Hun” to me that right is only given to only one girl and that would be my girlfriend. I feel that if girls consistently call me “Babe” or “Baby” it looses its meaning and the word loose its value of being special when I hear it from my girlfriend.
The first time I watched porn was when I was in 4th Grade because we had “The Box” and it had 2 sides to it “Side A” which was for regular TV like ABC, NBC, Nick, TNT, etc… and “Side B” which was all pay per view movies and on a certain channel all it showed was porn and from then that how I got hooked onto porn.
Then when I was 13 me and my family were on our way to the Philippines me and my mom went to the little store where they sell magazines and food and my mom was picking out some magazines so she can read them on the plane and I was staring at this black board covering some magazines wondering what are those? Then the gears started turning in my head and I realized those where dirty magazines then my mom looks over and says “you want one?” I was like “are you serious?!” and being a 13 year old boy raging with hormones how could I deny a Playboy so the cashier rings up the magazines and sees the Playboy and tell me “Bro you are so lucky your mom is so cool.” so that’s how I got my first Playboy which I still have.
I like to sleep in my boxers but I hate how my dick sticks out in the morning because of morning wood. Also I like wear hanes boxers because they guarantee the fly won’t gap and it sucks when your boxer’s fly gaps out and you turn a certain way or rub up against something and my dick rubs against the back of the zipper and I’ll tell you that doesn’t feel good.
I tend to yell at my GPS while it’s talking, I call it a bitch, whore, an asshole, slut, I call it pretty much anything offensive also I tell it to shut up, to get the fuck out, claiming it that it doesn’t know me! I know I can just put it on mute but I’m weird like that and I don’t.
I hate being poked because I am very ticklish.
I like to say “Dubstep” after I burp.
I have want a girlfriend who is difficult to understand not the type of girl who you would see in a movie the kind of girl who isn’t perfect but strives to be a better person she could be anything the only thing I ask is that she doesn’t push me away emotionally and doesn’t give up as long as I don’t. A girlfriend who doesn’t know exactly where she is going but has a good idea where she’s headed, smart and intelligent also silly and playful. A girl who makes me think not a girl who often likes to drink. I wouldn’t care where she came from or how she was raised as long as she was a good hearted person and wanted to be even a better person then that would be God telling me you did good Ralph, take care of her.
I have realized that what I hate most in people are characteristics and qualities I find in myself so essential I hate myself.
I have always wanted to take a girl to Hilltop Park in Signal Hill to just sit there and enjoy each others company.
I hate feet and knees, those body aparts gross me out the most. Feet are just weird and gross looking with the toes all long and shit it just gives shivers down my spine because I am so disgusted with feet and knees are gross to me because it just looks like saggy skin and when I look at pictures of girls showing off their legs right away I look at the knees to see if they are gross looking because I think knees ruin the perfect image of legs like you see a girl’s legs and you see her thighs so nice then her shins are perfect then where they connect just does not look cute.
As much as I hate feet and knees I love when girls wear flats, sandals, and gladiators also I love when girls show off their legs. I know it’s hypocritical and ironic but I like it when girls wear those kind of shoes and show off their legs.
I am a sucker for a girl with light brown eyes.
Halo-Halo a traditional Filipino dessert often made with shaved ice, evaporated milk, various boiled beans and fruit topped off either with Ube ice cream or Leche Flan. I love eating Halo-Halos but I don’t like the beans or stuff found at the bottom of the glass, a lot of my family and relatives just tell me to get it without all the beans and such but I like it with the beans even though I don’t eat it I think it adds flavor and if it’s not in there it doesn’t feel complete or as tasty so all I eat is the top part and leave the bottom part to who ever wants to eat it.
I live in Southern California to be more exact in Long Beach and I live in Los Angeles county and I was born and raised as a “Laker Hater” my dad didn’t like the Lakers so I grew up not liking the Lakers, I prefer any team but the Lakers. No I am not some ignorant person that just follows what my dad tells me what to do, I am not denying that the Lakers are a bad team they are an amazing team with amazing players but other than the fact of the crazy fans it’s funny seeing people get mad over the Lakers losing since I do live in LA and just mentioning that the Lakers lost people get so annoyed and I love how people will defend them to the death I will just troll and annoy them actually to a point where a guy actually threatened my life because I said I didn’t like the Lakers but yeah if you like the Lakers that’s fine with me I have no problem with that just don’t kill me if the Lakers lose and I rub it in your face because you know that if the Lakers won you would do the exact same thing plus like I said it’s funny trolling people in real life and you are face to face unlike trolling online hiding behind a computer screen.
Something I don’t really tell anyone because I am so self conscious and insecure about it is that I have eczema which is just recurring rash that appears on the body. I have lived with this since I was born and just when I think I get rid of it, it come back it’s kinda like allergies but worse. I’ve have it on my arms, legs, hands, pretty much all over my body and as I grew up I got better at hiding them. And when my friend saw them I would just lie to them saying I fell really bad because I thought they would think I was weird or make fun of me.
I hate how a simple cut can turn into eczema for me because I think it’s just a cut it will heal on its own but sometimes over a period of time a cut won’t heal over a month when it should have been gone within a week or two then it becomes something I have to hide because I don’t want people looking and asking about it. And since I have has this for a long time some of the rashes have discolored my skin in certain areas like you can see the outline where a rash use to be.
I do have ointment and medication that take to make it go away but for some reason it keeps coming back. I hope one day I can just look at my body and not work about scabs and rashes on my body and lying to people on how I got them because I am insecure with my body as it is and living with eczema hasn’t been easy.